Madi•19

Francophile

Bleeding-heart liberal

College freshman U of I

Shit post (comedy?) (Darren Criss)

dafuqyouwantfrumme:

academicfeminist:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

This is good

(via itsagifnotagif)

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8 years ago

coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just

sea-gay:

bad

(via glitrfairy)

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8 years ago

redscout:

redscout:

what do we want

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when do we want it

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i was really high when i posted this and i’m not sure what was going through my head but i’m glad you’re all enjoying it

(via glitrfairy)

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8 years ago

mothurs:

mothurs:

stop hypersexualizing and fetishizing young latinx women… they aren’t “spicy” or “feisty” or whatever the fuck it is that you call them  

while we’re at it, stop portraying all latinx people as ‘uneducated criminals’ that talk like gangbangers :)

(via canyonmoonbabe)

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8 years ago

ummno:

internetsurfing:

warbutt:

msnubuddhist:

screengeniuz:

the-movemnt:

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

😂

❤️

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

(via only1600kids)

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8 years ago

lady-kaede:

pisshets:

lizzytea:

pisshets:

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

Nobody knows

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

(via itsagifnotagif)

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Posted
8 years ago
6qubed:
“ crystalsoulslayer:
“ alphahoennomega:
“ klubbhead:
“ electricbreeze:
“Schrödinger’s boys
”
FUCK
”
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
”
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a...

6qubed:

crystalsoulslayer:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

(via itsagifnotagif)

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8 years ago
ferretix:
“cracking open A Cold One With The Boys
”

ferretix:

cracking open A Cold One With The Boys

(via jimmyhowards)

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8 years ago

randomexperiencescomics:

gingersnapwolves:

alluringabyss:

Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I SAW THE MOVIE

(via may)

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8 years ago
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